Walmart Substitutions

This is not a potato peeler

I placed a delivery order with Walmart, and one of the items I ordered was a cheese slicer. They substituted it with a potato peeler.

I am still trying to understand the logic that makes a potato peeler an appropriate replacement for a cheese slicer.

I now have three potato peelers and zero cheese slicers. Still, I didn’t have to go to Walmart—so I think it's a win.